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Because our crappy provider doesn't us enough room to actually put up a bunch of good files, the downloads section is links to other downloads.

You'll have to scroll down for links until I can figure out how to make the page do it for you. If anyone knows please email me.

WARNING! PLEASE READ: Some of the links below go to some REALLY offensive sites. I've marked these with Offensive!. Avoid 'em if you care.

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Downloads

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Acid Fonts - Best collection of free fonts I've ever found. PC and Mac.

Plasticman's Emulation Zone - Download games from old console systems. And some new ones, but those are illegal. Goes as far back as Atari games.

Steak and Cheese - Chris hates this place, but I have to admit these guys have some funny stuff. Offensive!

Consumption Junction - The one and only. These guys are great. Offensive!

Internet Underground Music Archive - Rocko's favorite music download site. The best of the underground, every genre imaginable.

Ernie's House of Whoop Ass! - A site a lot like S&C and CJ. Don't recommend girls go there cuz he puts up nekkid women pics all over the place.

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Links

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Laugh.com - A comedy site that's actually funny. Unlike us. Probably because George Carlin was involved. Be sure to check out their E-cards.

Mr. T vs Everything - A big collection of "comics" that people make feature Mr. T taking on every imaginable evil in the universe. I recommend a fast connection (better than 56K) for this cuz you have to load a lot of pictures.

Acid Fonts - Best collection of free fonts I've ever found. PC and Mac.

McDonald's Employee Life Simulator - Lay off the crack or you could be doing this for the rest of your life.

Crazy Japanese Fight Thing - This is really cool, this Japanese guy made this big stick figure fight using Flash. It takes 3 or 4 minutes to load on a 56K modem but its damned worth it.

Utilikilts - Sure to evoke a "Huh?" I don't know why the hell this is here.

Guess the Sitcom Character - You must be living under a friggin rock if you haven't heard of this. They even mentioned it on the Howard Stern show. Think of a sitcom character and answer questions based on that him/her. This thing will guess who it is.

Hot Or Not? - Everyone's heard about this, but it should be here anyway. They show you pictures of people and you rate how good looking they are. Some really hot people there.

Am I Fugly? - A spoof of Hot or Not made by Fugly. They show you ugly people and you rate how Fugly (fuckin' ugly) they are. Some nasty mofos in there.

George Carlin - George Carlin's official website! What the hell are you waiting for?? This is guaranteed bust-a-gut goodness.

Exploding Oregon Whale - Watch this video of a beached whale get blown up by Oregon State Police with a half ton of dynamite. This really happened. Really.

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GS Areas Main The Craptorium Boob Tube Movies and Crap Games Contact About us Best viewed at 800x600 resolution.	The Craptorium - It's Craptacular! Because our crappy provider doesn't us enough room to actually put up a bunch of good files, the downloads section is links to other downloads. You'll have to scroll down for links until I can figure out how to make the page do it for you. If anyone knows please email me. WARNING! PLEASE READ: Some of the links below go to some REALLY offensive sites. I've marked these with Offensive!. Avoid 'em if you care. __________________________________________ Downloads ______________________________________________________ Acid Fonts - Best collection of free fonts I've ever found. PC and Mac. Plasticman's Emulation Zone - Download games from old console systems. And some new ones, but those are illegal. Goes as far back as Atari games. Steak and Cheese - Chris hates this place, but I have to admit these guys have some funny stuff. Offensive! Consumption Junction - The one and only. These guys are great. Offensive! Internet Underground Music Archive - Rocko's favorite music download site. The best of the underground, every genre imaginable. Ernie's House of Whoop Ass! - A site a lot like S&C and CJ. Don't recommend girls go there cuz he puts up nekkid women pics all over the place. ______________________________________________________ Links ______________________________________________________ Laugh.com - A comedy site that's actually funny. Unlike us. Probably because George Carlin was involved. Be sure to check out their E-cards. Mr. T vs Everything - A big collection of "comics" that people make feature Mr. T taking on every imaginable evil in the universe. I recommend a fast connection (better than 56K) for this cuz you have to load a lot of pictures. Acid Fonts - Best collection of free fonts I've ever found. PC and Mac. McDonald's Employee Life Simulator - Lay off the crack or you could be doing this for the rest of your life. Crazy Japanese Fight Thing - This is really cool, this Japanese guy made this big stick figure fight using Flash. It takes 3 or 4 minutes to load on a 56K modem but its damned worth it. Utilikilts - Sure to evoke a "Huh?" I don't know why the hell this is here. Guess the Sitcom Character - You must be living under a friggin rock if you haven't heard of this. They even mentioned it on the Howard Stern show. Think of a sitcom character and answer questions based on that him/her. This thing will guess who it is. Hot Or Not? - Everyone's heard about this, but it should be here anyway. They show you pictures of people and you rate how good looking they are. Some really hot people there. Am I Fugly? - A spoof of Hot or Not made by Fugly. They show you ugly people and you rate how Fugly (fuckin' ugly) they are. Some nasty mofos in there. George Carlin - George Carlin's official website! What the hell are you waiting for?? This is guaranteed bust-a-gut goodness. Exploding Oregon Whale - Watch this video of a beached whale get blown up by Oregon State Police with a half ton of dynamite. This really happened. Really.	What the hell is this? The Craptorium is our download and link area. Everything that's here is meant to waste your time and eliminate boredom, much like Mr. Clean eliminates germs. This area will be frequently updated.